ZEUS' HOME PAGE
AKA "King of the Gods," AKA "World's Top Thunderbolt Wrangler"
ABOUT
- Greek God
- Commander of the SKY
- Total Womanizer
- Technically married
- World's #1 Dad (but like, from a distance)
THINGS I LIKE
- Lightning
- Getting to choose which domain to rule first and choosing the one with the most prestige and least cool shit
- Masculinity (also, frat parties)
