If you have visited this page by mistake, bless your heart for being a decent human being.
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Click here if you were wanting to support a white man
in the white house.
If white men aren't your cup of tea, but you'd much rather have someone from the 1% controlling the country, click
This is a picture of Donald Trump's house:
You know he's a man of the people because it looks just like everyone else's house. If he wins the presidency
he is gonna invite everyone over. Of course there will be a wall though, just
to prevent "unwanted" guests.
Donald Trump is running for President of the United States. But he needs your vote to Make America Great Again!
Here's some reasons to elect him:
- He understands how
frustrating it is for your grandma to call other countries for customer service.
Accents are hard and who has time for human decency? Trump understands this because most of his products are
actually made in other countries. He's gonna make sure to bring those jobs make to America though. You can
believe him, really.
- He knows what your
parents needs and its to make sure they never have to see two men or two women in love. Obviously
LGBT people are icky so there's no reason to let them get married. He'll do his best to make sure they don't even have
basic human rights! What a guy!
- Most importantly
he understands your needs.
Look at this cool website!!! He just wants to be your bae.
Just like how your grandparents paid for their children's education, he's gonna make sure your parents pay for yours.
After all, you're white and money isn't an issue. Why should you bother helping other people? They only have themselves
to blame for being poor.
- Last of all, Donald Trump is gonna make sure America stays great for generations to come. This country
was founded by white people, because obviously Native Americans don't count. White immigrants 100 years ago were
okay because all of them were good people who never did anything bad like commit mass genocide. We all know that
immigrants of today are horrible rapists and murderers and drug dealers. It's clear that these people aren't coming
to our country for a better life. They are all liars. That's why I'm gonna build a giant wall. America will stay
white great, for generations to come.
Click here see
a picture of this wall.
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